Ralph, the curious raccoon, Comes Calling

My name is Ralph, and I am a curious raccoon.  

Ralph sounds like the name of someone brave and adventurous, even though I did not feel especially brave when I approached the front door in the middle of the night. It was 3:04 in the morning. The neighborhood was quiet, and the darkness made every little sound seem louder. A leaf scraped across the ground behind me, and I froze. For a moment, I considered turning around and disappearing into the shadows.

That would have been the sensible thing to do. However, I had been wondering about this house for quite some time.

It is an older house with a very unusual front door. Instead of plain glass or wood, the door has beautiful glass shapes and patterns that catch the light. Sometimes, when I pass by during my nightly travels, I see movement behind that glass. I have heard voices from inside, and I have occasionally caught the scent of something interesting. Sometimes I smell food that might be tasty.

Most intriguing of all, I believe a large golden dog lives there. I had seen him looking out through the glass before. At least, I thought I had. He was much bigger than I am, with a golden face and a dark nose. He looked friendly, but from a safe distance, many creatures look friendly. I wanted to know more about him and the humans that lived there.

I crept closer to the house, stopping every few steps to listen. My heart was beating fast in my chest. People can be unpredictable, and dogs can be even more unpredictable. I knew I should remain hidden, but the closer I came to the door, the stronger my curiosity became.

Who were the people living inside? Would they be kind to me? I hoped so. One morning, I had watched the woman trying to save some baby possums. Would she be kind to me too?

Was the golden dog awake? Could he see me? Would he chase me?

I finally reached the front door. I stayed low at first, hoping the shadows would conceal me. Then I slowly rose onto my hind legs and stretched as tall as I could.
The glass was difficult to see through. It bent the light and distorted the shapes inside. I leaned closer. “Hello?” I whispered. “Is anybody awake?” No one answered.

I thought I saw movement, but it may have been my own reflection. For one startled moment, I wondered whether another raccoon was staring back at me from inside the house. I nearly ran.

Then I looked again and realized the mysterious raccoon moved whenever I moved. That made me feel a little foolish, although I was relieved that I was not standing nose-to-nose with a stranger.

I continued peering through the glass, hoping to catch sight of the golden dog. I later learned that his name is Bear. That seems like a very large name for a dog, especially from the perspective of a raccoon standing alone on a front porch.

Bear must have been sleeping because he never came to the door. Perhaps that was for the best. I was curious about him, but I was not quite ready to meet him.

After a few moments, another sound came from somewhere in the darkness. This time, I decided I had been brave long enough. I dropped back onto all four feet and quietly hurried away. The people inside never knew I had come calling.

Sometimes curiosity is stronger than fear. I may return to the old house with the beautiful glass door. Perhaps one night, Bear will be awake and looking out while I am looking in. I hope he is friendly. I also hope he does not bark too loudly.
 
Note from mom:
Until I viewed the ring camera in the morning, I was unaware of Ralph’s visit. He is such a brave raccoon.

“You are welcome here, Ralph, and you are safe here as well!”
 
This is a picture of an adult raccoon in my backyard, possibly Ralph.
This picture of the same raccoon is taken from a different angle. Both of these photographs were taken by one of my trail cameras.
I went out on my front porch to take a picture to try to determine how large Ralph was. He was standing between my door and my two wooden carved bears from Arnold. I measured in this photograph to the tip of the larger bear's ears, 31 inches.
Ralph was standing on his hind legs and stretched out to view inside through the glass, and this measurement shows you the height from the bottom of the door frame to the beginning of the glass, 30 inches. So Ralph’s stretched-out body measurement was between 30 and 31 inches. Raccoons are quite comfortable standing on their hind legs, so it doesn’t surprise me he was able to stretch out this distance.

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